In a city famed for reinvention and spectacle, hitting a decade-long milestone is no small feat. Yet somehow, against all odds — and with nothing but a little humor, a lot of nerve, and, well, no pants — Puppetry of the Penis has achieved what many Las Vegas shows only dream about.
The outrageous celebration of what its stars affectionately call "genital origami" has spent the last ten years bending, twisting, and reshaping expectations in a town that thought it had already seen everything.
The show opens with a stand up comedy set by comedian Kristeen von Hagen. Hagen’s comedy has been seen all over the World with notable performances at Montreals Just for Laughs Comedy Festival , sets on Comedy Central , Showtime and more! She’s is affectionately known as the “ fluffer” as she gets the audience prepped for the big reveals to come.
At the heart of the madness are Jamie Morris and Andrew Ryan, two seasoned performers who have made an art form out of one of the most vulnerable — and hilarious — stage acts imaginable.
"It goes by so fast," said Morris, who has been with Puppetry of the Penis for eight years. "Shows come and go in this city all the time. For us to still be standing, literally naked on a stage after a decade, it's crazy. And it's still so much fun every night."
Ryan, who joined the cast two years ago, echoes that sentiment. "Being part of a show that's lasted this long says a lot," he said. "Vegas is the ultimate proving ground. If you can make it here — especially naked — you can make it anywhere."
The Ancient Australian Art of Genital Origami
For the uninitiated, Puppetry of the Penis is exactly what the name suggests — but it's also so much more.
"There are no puppets," Morris explains with a grin. "We stand naked onstage and make balloon animals out of our genitalia. It's officially called the Ancient Australian Art of Genital Origami — but really, it’s just silly, hilarious fun. It's an hour of total escapism, full frontal male nudity, and a lot of very creative folding."
The tricks — affectionately dubbed "Dick Tricks" by the performers — range from the signature Hamburger to elaborate creations like the Loch Ness Monster.
"The Hamburger was probably the first trick I ever mastered," said Morris. "Honestly, guys have been trying to make that shape since they were six years old. It's our most famous trick. If you can do the Hamburger, you can do pretty much anything else."
Ryan’s early triumphs came in a different form — namely, falling off the stage. "The Broken Thumb was the first thing I really got comfortable with," he said, laughing. "It’s a physical comedy bit where I pretend to hurt myself, and people genuinely think it's real every night. Nothing beats a good pratfall."
Mishaps, Sloppy Joes, and Live Chaos
Performing live, naked, and unscripted naturally invites a few mishaps. Yet Morris and Ryan embrace the unpredictability with humor and professionalism.
"Sometimes your hands are sweaty, and you just fall out of a trick," Morris said. "You make a joke, like, ‘Oh, that was a Sloppy Joe!’ and you start again. It’s part of the fun."
Other accidents have been less graceful. One evening, Morris caught his foot on the camera tripod — the essential equipment that projects the "tricks" onto a large screen behind them for easier viewing — and sent the whole setup tumbling into the audience pit.
"The screen went black," he recalled. "We had to finish the show without the camera. Opera glasses, anyone?"
Recently, an understudy repeated the incident — only this time, the camera broke completely, prompting an expensive replacement.
"Without the camera, it’s a different show," Ryan added. "The theater is so narrow, you really need that projection. Otherwise, you're just trusting people’s squinting skills."
Still, part of the show's charm is the ability to roll with the punches — or in this case, the occasional toppling tripod.
The Unexpected Sweetness of a Naked Show
For all its outrageousness, Puppetry of the Penis is often surprisingly sweet. Audience reactions range from shocked giggles to heartfelt compliments. Morris fondly remembers a moment when a woman in the front row called out mid-show, telling him he had "very beautiful eyes."
"Barbara, I think you’re missing the point," he joked onstage. "My eyes are down here."
While most attendees are ready for a wild time, every now and then someone isn't quite prepared for the full-frontal experience.
"We had a grandmother and granddaughter once," Morris said. "The granddaughter left halfway through. The grandmother? She stayed and had the best time of her life."
Who Comes to the Show? (Spoiler: It’s Not Who You Think)
Over the years, the audience demographics have remained remarkably consistent — and not always what people expect.
"It's mostly women," Morris said. "Bachelorette parties, girls' trips. Some bring their husbands or boyfriends. A smattering of gay guys, too, but it’s not a 'gay show' per se."
Straight men, often reluctantly dragged along, are among the most satisfying converts.
"They come in all grumpy, arms crossed," Ryan said. "By the end, they're laughing harder than anyone. It's amazing to watch them let go of whatever hangups they walked in with."
Social media has helped bring a new wave of audiences, too.
"We don't do much advertising," Ryan explained. "But we'll get these surges when someone mentions us on a podcast, like Trailer Trash Tammy or another big influencer. Suddenly everyone's buying tickets for weeks."
Despite being underground compared to some Vegas productions, the show thrives on word-of-mouth, loyal repeat customers, and those looking to tick off a particularly cheeky item from their bucket list.
"Some people have seen the show four or five times," Morris said. "Each time they bring someone new. I'm like, 'Did you bring your punch card? Wait 'til you see what we punch it with.'”
Creativity, Freedom, and Clean Workspaces
While the show follows a loose structure, Morris and Ryan are encouraged to innovate, creating new "tricks" to keep things fresh.
"There's an official book from the original guys, Simon Morley and David Friend," Morris explained. "It’s step-by-step, with pictures. But we’re absolutely encouraged to create new stuff."
Ryan, ever the inventor, recently debuted the Wienermobile and the Dolly Parton.
"I felt like Carrot Top raiding the dollar store for props," he laughed. "I broke wheels off a toy truck, glued them to a spatula... it's silly, but it keeps the show evolving."
Grooming standards, however, are non-negotiable.
"Trim and shave — absolutely," Morris said firmly. "We need a clean workspace. You don't want your Hamburger to look like it fell on the floor of a Supercuts."
Ryan added that early mistakes were memorable — like an understudy who hadn’t trimmed, leading to a "hairy burger" that drew more gasps than laughs. "Audience reactions said it all," he said. "Lesson learned."
Vulnerability as Power
Both performers agree that Puppetry of the Penis has made them braver artists.
"After this, nothing scares me," Ryan said. "Singing in front of strangers? Doing live comedy? Once you've been naked in front of a roomful of people trying to make them laugh, there's nothing left to fear."
Morris, who’s performed one-man shows like The Santaland Diaries, says even that was scarier.
"You're totally alone up there for 75 minutes. At least with Puppetry, we volley back and forth. We’re co-hosts. We have each other’s backs."
Their chemistry is undeniable. Off-the-cuff jokes, improv moments, and the occasional unexpected one-liner often make it into the regular script.
"If I hear Jamie crack up during a bit, I know it’s gold," Ryan said. "We keep it. It's like playing tennis — we just volley jokes back and forth."
The Future: Growth, Girth, and Gratitude
As the show marks ten years, Morris and Ryan are mindful of its unique place in Vegas entertainment — and hopeful for its future.
"Vegas is about seeing things you can’t see anywhere else," Morris said. "And trust me — you can’t see this anywhere else."
Ryan agreed. "We live in a city that’s all about longevity. Ten years is a big deal. Especially for a show that's literally built on... well, length."
Their humor, vulnerability, and sheer joy in what they do are part of why audiences keep coming back — and why Puppetry of the Penis remains a singular jewel in Las Vegas' glittering crown.
"If you haven't seen it yet," Morris said with a grin, "get your butt to the Erotic Heritage Museum. You’ll leave smiling... and maybe even inspired to try a Hamburger or two yourself."
Catch Puppetry of the Penis at the Erotic Heritage Museum, Las Vegas. Shows nightly. For tickets and info, visit puppetryofthepenis.com.


