Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Honey, listen up! As an Aries, this week starting September 8th, 2024, is going to be all kinds of fabulous for you. The stars are literally aligning to serve you some serious life realness. You're about to strut into a phase where your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent shine brighter than my sequin gown under the spotlight. Expect some cosmic slayage in your personal and professional life, darling. Remember, confidence is your best accessory, so wear it out and make them gag! Now, go turn the party and let the world know that you didn't come to play, you came to slay!
taurus
Oh, honeys, if you've been counting the stars for some Taurus tea for the week of September 8, 2024, you better buckle up those stilettos! The universe is about to serve some major cosmic cocktails shaken with opportunity, honey! With Venus giving us all life and drama, those romantic rendezvous are gonna be off the charts, boo! Keep that confidence sky-high, 'cause you're about to strut through this week leaving nothing but sparkle and success in your wake. Trust and believe, darling, it's your moment to shine!
gemini
Alright, honey, listen up because I've got the cosmic tea for all you fabulous Gemmys out there for the week starting September 8th, 2024. The stars are getting their life together and are about to sashay into your world, serving up a fierce batch of opportunities and a little bit of drama - because, let's face it, darling, what's life without a pinch of spice? This week's about strutting your stuff, sparkling like the diamond you are, and not letting any haters dull your shine. Remember, you're a star, babe, and it's your time to slay. Work that runway the universe is gifting you, twirl on those obstacles, and let the world gag on your eleganza. Trust, by the end of this week, you'll be collecting fans like trophies. Now, go on and dazzle them all, you gorgeous Gemini creature!
cancer
Alright, sugars, gather 'round, 'cause I've got the cosmic tea to spill on all my Cancerian queens and kings this week! Honey, the stars are practically throwing glitter from the heavens just for you. It's time to sashay away from those dramas that have been trying to dim your sparkle. This week, you better werk that charm and confidence, 'cause opportunities are gonna be voguing right up to you. So, puff, powder, and primp, darlings, 'cause you're about to shine brighter than a disco ball at Studio 54. And remember, in the wise words of Mama Ru, "Don't f**k it up!" Get ready to lipsync for your life—or at least for those dreams of yours, 'cause the universe is calling, and it's your time to answer, divinely decked out. Now, let's turn this week out!
leo
Alright, my fabulous Leo lions, it's time to sashay into the week of September 8th, 2024, with all the fierceness and glam you've got! This week, the stars are aligning to serve you some major cosmic tea, hunty. Expect the unexpected, 'cause life’s about to get as spicy as a drag queen's wardrobe. Opportunities to shine brighter than a disco ball are on the horizon, so beat that mug, fluff that wig, and get ready to strut into your destiny. Remember, darling, in this week's episode of life, you're the main character, so own it, werk it, and let the universe gag on your eleganza. Now, go out there and be the fabulous Leo you're born to be—extra, extravagant, and unapologetically you!
virgo
Alright, honey, let's spill the cosmic tea for our fabulous Virgos this week! The planets are lining up like the fiercest runway show in the galaxy, giving you the ultimate spotlight. Now listen, darlings, it’s your moment to shine, twirl, and werk it out! You've got charm and charisma to spare, so use it to dazzinate and conquer. It's all about believing in your own fabulousness and showing the universe who's the real queen. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, babes. So, strut your stuff, and remember, we're all born naked and the rest is drag. 💅✨
libra
Honey, let's talk Libra, your week starts on September 8, 2024. Baby, the universe is calling your name, serving cosmic realness, okay? You're about to enter a week where balancing those gorgeous scales of yours is key. Remember, darling, it's all about harmony, diplomacy, and looking absolutely fierce while you're at it. Relationships? They're front and center, so pucker up, buttercup. Work wise, it’s time to strut your stuff, showing them who's the boss. Keep it classy, keep it sassy, and remember, when life throws shade, we throw glitter. Mwah!
scorpio
Alright honeys, gather round 'cause Mama’s about to spill the tea for all you fierce Scorpios out there! The week of September 8, 2024 is gonna be your moment to shine, baby! The stars are aligning to give you that extra sparkle and sass, so strut your stuff and let the world see the diva you truly are. Relationships? Honey, they're heating up, and it's time to turn the passion dial to the max. And work, darling? Slay it! Opportunities are knocking, so throw on those heels, flip that hair, and show them who's boss. Remember, confidence is your best accessory, so wear it out and werk it all week long! Now, go out there and be the fabulous Scorpio queen you were born to be! Mwah!
sagittarius
Honey, let me serve you the cosmic tea for Sagittarius for the week of September 8th, 2024, okay? You fabulous archers are about to strut into a week that's as sparkly and exciting as a fresh sequin gown. The stars are aligning, honey, to give you that extra glitter in your step. You better work that charm and wit, because opportunities are waiting at every corner, just begging for a piece of your fabulousness. But remember, darling, balance is key. Don't go overspending on those rhinestones or you'll have to do a death drop right into your savings. Stay fierce, stay fabulous, and let the universe be your runway!
capricorn
Alright, honey, let me lay it down for you fabulous Capricorns for the week of September 8th, 2024. This week, you better get those heels strapped on tight because you're strutting into a galaxy of opportunities. The stars are turning it out for you, darling, ensuring your spotlight shines brighter than a drag queen's sequin gown at the finale. Channel your inner diva, embrace your fierce energy, and werk the runway of life. And remember, honey, when life throws shade, you throw glitter! Okurrr?
aquarius
Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for y'all Aquarius babes for the week of September 8th, 2024. The stars are shimmying in your favor, darling. It's all about strutting your unique self down life's runway. Venus is throwing serious shade, so mind the drama, but don't let it dim your sparkle. Opportunities to sashay into something fabulous are knocking, so put on those heels and werk! Remember, the universe lives for your authenticity. So, keep it real, keep it fierce, and keep it moving forward. Mwah!💋✨
pisces
Honey, let me tell you what the stars are servin' up for our fabulous Pisces fishies for the week of September 8th, 2024. Get ready to dip, twirl, and sashay through the week, 'cause it's gonna be one glitter-filled extravaganza! The universe is gonna spotlight your creativity, darling, shining brighter than a disco ball. But remember, keep those high heels grounded, 'cause balance is key, and you don't wanna trip on your own fabulousness. Love, money, and a dash of drama? You better werk, 'cause it's all coming your way, boo. So cinch that waist, fluff that wig, and prepare to slay all week long. The stars are aligning just for you, sweetie, so make it count!
